You had to be there.

I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS BALL IN MY MOUTH

What. Ever.

Can’t…stay…awazzzzzzzzzzz

Guess where the BALL is??

I think the pillow is not supposed to go on me. I think this is backwards.

I’m just saying, when you DO start cooking, I’ll be here to help with the floor cleaning. That’s all I’m saying.

Pillows are not laps, but they’re pretty great anyway.